Socrates - The lyfe where you don't look at s*** ain't worth s*** fam
William of Okham - You sh'unt have loads of s*** in ur ting if you don't need it, get me
Camus - There is only one serious problem in da hood ov lyfe, and thatz whether or not fools be 'brap-braping' theyself or not
Nietzsche: I don't follow da herd; I do wot i gota do 2 reach mah dream init.
Heraclitus: nothin is da same cos da world is alwayz changing
Epicurus: b happy wif wot u got cos da more money u get da mor problems u get
Plato: close ur eyes n open ur mind 2 see da real truth - get me!
John Locke: If u ain't got property u ain't got s***
Kant: yeh but wot wud happen if everyone did dat?
Sartre: alwayz b tru 2 urself so u can control ur lyfe; dere ain't no meaning out dere so cre8 ur own
Heidegger: live ur lyfe day by day cos u neva kno what 2moro may bring
Leibniz: look inside urself n u can find da entire universe.
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